Warning: Ignore the parrot!
On reaching his plane seat, a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
El delicatassen
Tower: “Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124.7″ Eastern 702: “Tower, Eastern...
What do you get when you cross a Jewish American Princess…
Q: What do you get when you cross a Jewish American Princess with a...
Devil herself
A fellow’s wife was very worried about her husband’s heavy drinking and one night...
It’s 11 o’clock…
In America the late night news used to broadcast this message:”It’s 11 o’clock do...
A crowd had gathered around a whore and…
A crowd had gathered around a whore and they were about to stone her.Jesus...
Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...
Where do frogs keep their treasure?
|Where do frogs keep their treasure?In a croak of gold at the end of...
The Brown and White Cows!
There was a farmer who had a brown cow and a white cow and...