The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Do you know where you were going?
|A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she’d been driving the wrong way on...
Waxing eloquent on the sins of the flesh…
Waxing eloquent on the sins of the flesh, the dynamicyoung preacher raised himself to...
Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than…
Why do women pay more attention to their appearance thanto improving their minds? Because...
Typist
A little girl was diligently pounding away on her father’s word processor. She told...
Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!
Why do mice have long tails?
|Why do mice have long tails?Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
Trust a fellow officer
|A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial — it...
Broken leg
“How did it happen?” the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the...
Some useful bits of info!
Bits of information to help you through the day:If you yelled for 8 years,...