Lincoln
Your momma’s so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once...
Honeymoon Over
Bridegroom: “Dear, we’ve been back from the Caribbean for a month now. We’ve been...
The Whales.
Your momma so fat, when she goes to the aquarium the whales sing “WE...
Speaking perfect english.
The chieftain of a remote village flew to the United States to visit the...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VI
Appear to Work Late. Always leave the office late,especially when the boss is still...
The drunk.
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
Actual Medical Charts
The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut and handed to the pediatrician,...
Raccoon’s Will
Q: What did the raccoon say in his will?A: “Leave it to Beaver.”
Canada language
|How you can spot a Canadian, eh? -Don McGillivray (Ottawa columnist for Southam Newspapers)How...