Blonde and Pizza
A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it...
Persistency Act
A guy hears a knocking on his door. He opens it up, and noone...
How old am I?
A kid goes up to his father and says, “Hey, Pop, know how old...
Girls are evil
Girls = time * money time = money, therefore: Girls = money * money...
He goes up the wall!
|What does a spider do when he gets angry?He goes up the wall!
Bzzzzz!!
What does a bee do with it’s stinger before he goes to bed???He put’s...
Safe sex
A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. Whilefishing, the old man...
What do you call…
What do you call 3 blondes under a Christmas tree?Ho-Ho-Ho!
Real advertisements 06
Believe it or not, the following announcements actually appeared in various church bulletins. Don’t...
And God Created Woman
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...