Bad boy
One day there was a boy at school and his teacher told him to...
Mind over matter!
A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year tour...
Monkies in a tree.
There were 4 monkeys in a tree.Why did the first monkey fall out of...
The Y2K Blonde!
Blonde secretary’s memo to her boss:TO: My BossFROM: BlondieSUBJECT: Changing Calendars For Y2KI hope...
Naming Children
After having quadruplets, the mother named them… Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff.
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd…
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd.He answered, “I’d take...
You’ve changed my mind
|Lawyer: “Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you...
A cat’s dictionary
|Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear...
Incompatible
Once heard from a girl who just broke up with someone:My old boyfriend and...
Red Phone
A visitor to the vatican met with the Pope and noticed a red phone...