The Shoplifter…
The Shoplifter…A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive...
Tattoo of Turkey And Santa
This lady went to a tattoo artist and told him she wanted a turkey...
Top 10 Valentine Card Rejects
10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunkBut the thing I like best,...
Naval Surgeon
“What kind of job do you do?” a lady passenger asked the man traveling...
A duck
What does a duck like to eat? A quacker!
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?The Elephants foreskin.
God’s Gifts
Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two things...
Woman’s instructions
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Geekonics
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Bounced Check
A Columbia Doctor’s secretary called an old farmer out my way and said: “Your...