Elephant jokes 05
|Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?So he could hide in the cherry...
Like and Love
What is the difference between ‘like’ and ‘love’? Answer: spit and swallow!
How many women with PMS does it take to…
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in alight bulb?A:...
Hypothetically Speaking
A little boy goes up to his father and asks: “Dad, what’s the difference...
The girl knelt in the confessional and said…
The girl knelt in the confessional and said,”Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.”"What...
Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done…
Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about her...
Triplets
One night a lady pregnant with triplets was walking by and a masked robber...
The Pope and the Rams
What do the Pope and the Rams both appearing in the St. Louis Trans...
Finding half an apple!
|What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?Finding half an apple!
Time for the wedding
|A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.”But officer,” the...