10 Reasons Not To Jog
1. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s...
Two guys standing at the urinal.
Ed and Ted were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory when Ed...
One of the life’s mysteries is how a two-pound…
One of the life’s mysteries is how a two-poundbox of candy can make a...
Alot Alike
Q: Why are tornadoes and marriage alike?A: They both start with a lot of...
The boss called one of his employees into the office…
The boss called one of his employees into the office. “Rob,” he said, “you’ve...
There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named Sam…
There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named...
Japanese
Why are the so smart? They don?t have any blondes.
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says…
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I’m constipated.”The doctor examines...
Alcohol vs Women
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
Christmas and Hanukkah Merger
Continuing the current trend of large-scale mergers and acquisitions, itwas announced today at a...