Give us new missiles
|The 1982 Israeli invasion of Lebanon resulted in many dogfights between Syrian and Israeli...
He goes up the wall!
|What does a spider do when he gets angry?He goes up the wall!
Little Johnny Sees Them Naked
Little Johnny has to stay at Grandma’s for the weekend. Being an old school...
All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...
Brag about parents
|An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat.”My dad is...
Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when…
Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when the grocer calls to them,...
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?- A fruit stand.
One day Clinton goes to the bathroom…
One day Clinton goes to the bathroom, pulls down his pants,and much to his...
Nice, but rough
An elephant was having a horrible time in the jungle because a horseflykept biting...
Truly stupid people 02
Top honors for “Human Projectile of the Month” go to an as-of-yet unidentified dude...