Getting what you ask for!
A traveler knocked on the door of the house where a cabdriver had told...
Geriatric Gynecologist
What do you call a geriatric gynecologist?A spreader of old wives’ tales!
Mailman Here?
Husband: Honey, has the mailman come yet?Wife: No, but he’s panting and sweating pretty...
Surgeons
Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work. The first...
The worm hole!
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves when the little boy sees...
In A Circle
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?A: A dope ring.
The first time in the gay bar
A belligerent drunk walks into a bar and hollers:”I can lick any man in...
The absolved
There was a large nuclear accident and one of the worlds largest cities was...
The Prayer.
A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.Then...
Arizona Crazy Law
You may not have more than two dildos in a house. Any misdemeanor committed...