A worried patient went to his psychiatrist…
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist.”I’m in love with my horse,” he said.”But...
Athletes
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? – Mistle toe, of course!
Paying in advance
|A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was...
A couple few one-liners to enjoy!
Q:What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 lbs.Q:What is...
Skin-diving!
|What is a mosquito’s favorite sport?Skin-diving!
Outrageous lying
|A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
Writing to Grandma
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The doctor looked at the woman who had come to him…
The doctor looked at the woman who had come to him for an examination....
Computer Users
Computer users are divided into three types: Novice, Intermediate and Expert. Novice Users –...
Bar Joke
A man was sitting at the bar in a watering hole whose selling point...