lawyer and a mosquito
|What’s the difference between a lawyer and a mosquito?A mosquito drops off you when...
I\\\’m A Wheelbarrow
Patient: Doctor, people tell me I’m a wheelbarrow. Psychiatrist: Don’t let people push you...
How to give your Cat a Pill.
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm...
Actual Medical Charts
The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut and handed to the pediatrician,...
M&M Evolution theory
|M&M’s: The Theory of EvolutionWhenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make...
The Top 10 Signs You’re Flying On A Bad Airline
The engine’s being held on by duct tape. You see the Gorilla from those...
Worried
“I’m worried,” said the woman to her sex therapist. “I happened to find my...
Show Me The Money!
A fool and his money are asked to go everywhere! A fool and his...
A young couple were married and celebrated their first night…
A young couple were married and celebrated their first nighttogether, doing what newlyweds do,...
Big Memory Problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything! Doctor: So,...