Knock Knock Jokes 15
Knock Knock Who’s there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! Knock...
Changed my mind!
This bloke picks up woman at the local pub. They go for a romanticwalk...
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning…
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning and wasaproached by his assistant.”Anything interesting...
Go to save my friend
|A very wealthy lawyer retreated for several weeks each year to his summer home...
Confucius Say
Confucius Say…Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.He who lives in glass house,...
Leave them to slug it out!
|What do you do when two snails have a fight?Leave them to slug it...
Taste Test
A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons...
In the Freezer
What do you get when you put two blondes in the freezer? Frosted flakes.
Fishing License
Three blondes were sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with...
Punkrocker’s Hair
An old guy is sitting on a bus when a punk-rocker gets on. The...