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Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
Life Science Final Exam
The not necessarily well-prepared student sat in his life scienceclassroom staring at a question...
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A little girl asked her father, “Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with OnceUpon...
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Your momma so stupid that when she goes on wheel of fortune she buysa...
No Chance
Gravely ill, the Skipper was examined by a doctor while his wife stood by.After...
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With the divorce rate so high in America, a new organization has been formed...
Giving
The most successful lawyer in town had never made a contribution to the Red...
Australian Kiss
Q. Do you know what an Australian kiss is?A. It’s like a French kiss,...
The little boy comes home from school and asks mom…
The little boy comes home from school and asks mom, “Where do babies come...