Caught by alligators
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?Little Johnny:...
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says…
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I’m constipated.”The doctor examines...
A Childs’ Perspective!
A monsoon is a French gentleman.For asphyxiation, apply artificial respiration until the patient is...
Strongest Man
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around...
Two men were walking along the street when…
Two men were walking along the street when they cameupon a dog licking his...
Technical Night Before Christmas
Technical Night Before Christmas ‘Twas the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period preceding the...
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms…
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms, I was...
The Italian colonel had his brigade arrayed in full parade…
The Italian colonel had his brigade arrayed in full parade dress, proudly ready for...
Gorilla in a Tree
A man walked into his backyard one morning and found there was a gorilla...