Flaming Airplane
Four guys were in an airplane, which was going down in flames. There were...
Caught napping excuses!
Some quick thinking to get out of the “caught napping jam!”…They told me at...
Don’t arrest the judge
|A squad car driver was covering a quiet beat out in the sticks when...
How many women with PMS does it take to…
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in alight bulb?A:...
Baked Beans
Once upon a time there lived a woman who had a maddening passion forbaked...
Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...
To Buxom Waitress:
Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress(reading her name tag)?A:...
Grape and Elephant
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None....
Top 10 Bumper Stickers!
1…Constipated People Don’t Give A Crap.2…If You Don’t Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your...
Body Building
A physically large guy meets a woman at a bar, and after a number...