Men and Spray Paint Alike
Why are men and spray paint alike?One squeeze and they’re all over you.
What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?
Q: What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?A: They go over to...
My wife is beating me
|David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play...
Why don’t witches wear panties?
Why don’t witches wear panties?So they can get a better grip on the broom.
Bear Hunting
One day Fred decided he wanted to take up deer hunting. So Fred went...
What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?
What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?There is no difference.
Some things never change
I guess some things will never change. I hired a temp while my secretary...
Bubbles
There are four guys in the park who get arrested for blowing bubbles. In...
Grounds for Divorce
A woman goes into her lawyers office requesting a divorce. He istaking all of...
What is the difference?
Q: What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old...