A man walks into a jewellers shop…
A man walks into a jewellers shop, unzips his trousers and placeshis tool upon...
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?A: A quarter-pounder with...
Your mom is soooo fat…
Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!
Three Nuns and the Statue
There was once this guy and a girl in a car, parked neatly on...
You might be a redneck if… in bed
You’ve ever used lard in bed.
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter…
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders ahamburger.The huge guy...
Insult Collection #8
For two cents, I`d give you a piece of my mind — and all...
Vow of Silence
At a remote monastery deep in the woods, the monks followed a rigid vow...
Dear God (Christmas)
Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth. He...
Not So Dumb
Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde...