Mirror cross the road
Why did the mirror cross the road?To see itself!!
The cause of arthritis…
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
A canadian in a Texas bar…
A Canadian is on vacation and walks into a bar.He sits on this HUGE...
Very stupid robbers
|Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens. Jump!”The...
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Your mamma’s so fat when she wears a yellow rain coast outside I yell...
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over…
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out...
Lawyer Sky Diving
What do you call a sky-diving club for lawyers?Skeet.
A man is walking past this house when a used condom…
A man is walking past this house when a used condom comes flying out...
How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?
How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?Her tampon is behind...
Policemen in Heaven
|St Peter is standing at heaven’s gate when a man walks up.”Welcome to heaven...