Raking Leaves
Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?A: She fell out...
Women’s secrets
At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women...
Race dead candidates
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Application to date my daughter
NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial...
Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...
Macho man!
Typical “macho man” marries a typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, lays down...
Farm jokes 05
|What is a cow’s favorite TV show?Dr Moo!Why was the farmer hopping mad?Because someone...
Blonde and Hairdresser
A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on. She asks the woman working...
Things Found Only In America
1. Only in America…… can a pizza get to your house faster than an...
Yo mama’s head so large
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts. Yo mama...