Blonde & Brunette
A blonde and a brunette were watching the 11:00 pm news. The currentnews story...
The Barber Shop
The Barber Shop This guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks,...
Pulled over.
A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer...
Wise men never marry…
Wise men never marry and when they marry they become otherwise.
Stupid attorneys
|A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.”I locked my keys in...
A Redneck Christmas
You know you’re a redneck if you do all of your Christmas shopping at...
My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
Yo mama is so bald
Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn’t help! Yo mama so bald you...
Classified Ad Bloopers
As the following classified classics will demonstrate, there are often more laughs on the...
If You Are Unhappy
Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly...