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Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!!! Okay, sir, you’re an ambulance!
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There is an 80 year old virgin who suddenly gets an itch in her...
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Two Men were leaving church on a bright Sunday morning. “You know,” said the...
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Once upon a time, there was a cat who died. When she got to...
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