A Mother Cow
What do you call a mother cow that lost her calf?”Decafinated”
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks…
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks, “Where ya going boy?”The son...
After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...
The family of tomatoes
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Impressive Hunting Dog
An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His...
Have incredible dogs
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What do gay men refer to hemorrhoids as?
Q. What do gay men refer to hemorrhoids as?…………….A. Speed bumps
Stupid people fearing
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
Where do you find a no legged dog?
Where do you find a no legged dog?Right where you left him.
Greek wedding
Why do they have Feta cheese at a Greek wedding? To keep the flies...