Absent From School Excusess
1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30,...
You Might Be A College Student:
You Might Be A College Student:If you average 3 hours of sleep a nightIf...
How slime flies!
|What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?How slime flies!
Dying Family
A Blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned...
Employee evaluations.
Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached...
Little Johnny and Sex Education
A unit in sex education was about to begin, and each student had to...
If You Love The Lord
The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw...
Question and answer animal jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the armadillo that it...
Men’s Rude Awakening
The men who do make it to Heaven are going to have a rude...
A few years ago, when the Catholic church reform began…
A few years ago, when the Catholic church reform began to be muchin the...