A play on Computer Lingo.
1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert Cup and Press Any...
Someone really stinks
|A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom...
The work qualification test
|Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in Dublin. An...
What is the future
|My horoscope read, “You’re going places and you can’t be stopped.”Apparently the cop who...
A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child…
A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child. “Congratulations,” said the nurse,...
An anti-bat spray
Three Pastors from the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, “Ya...
4 Nuns at a church wanted to watch TV…
4 Nuns at a church wanted to watch TV. The first one said she...
The Hooker And The Dug Dealer
Q: What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?A: A hooker can...
The Inventor…
This man goes along to the Patent Office with some of his new designs.He...
Genie and Mother-in-law
A man finds a lamp and decides to rub the dust off. Then, you...