A guy in a bar
The bartender asks him “What’ll you have?”. The guy answers, “A scotch, please”. The...
Where would you go?
There were these three models going by air to a photo shoot, Elle Mcpherson,...
Farts
Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.
Fill These Pants
Tom and Jeni are having one of their occasional disputes of opinion. Tom took...
More Redneck One-liners!
You just might be a Redneck if:You’ve ever tried to drown a fish. You...
Tattoo Parlour
A lady was a huge Paul MCCartney fan and wanted a tattoo of him...
Pantyhose
Q. How many animals can you get into one pair of pantyhose? A. Several....
Blonde Coyote
Did you hear about the blonde coyote? She got stuck in a trap, chewed...
Yo mamma’s so fat!
Yo mamma’s so fat the cops had to use “The Jaws of life” to...
Visual joke
Visual joke.:Stand with both arms outstreached level with your shoulders.Ask: “what’s this?” – A...