Double The Recipe
Q: Why don’t blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.
Do you know where you were going?
|A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she’d been driving the wrong way on...
Three Larry’s
Three ladies are sitting in a bar. All of them have husbands named Larry....
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?They don’t like to look down on...
Redneck centerpeice
You might be a redneck if the centerpiece on your dining room table is...
The Beggers
Two beggars are sitting on a park bench outside a church on a Sunday...
Did you hear about the blond?
|Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did...
Ready for Society?
A man who had been in a mental institution for some years finally improved...
Question: What is 1 + 2?
Question: What is 1 + 2 ?Politician: Well, if you look at the seasonally...
Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...