The Best Time?
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A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat…
A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th...
Maggot Thatcher!
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Yo mama is so short
Yo mama so short she poses for trophies! Yo mama so short you can...
Ruler to Bed
Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long...
A Short History of Medicine
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Rectum Wins
One day the different parts of the body were having an argument to see...
A dentis appointment
Two guys are susposed to meet at 4:30. Charley shows up at4:30 and waits....
Marriage quotes 09
|Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them.May you be too...
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters…
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters on the refrigerator: cat, dog, dad,...