How to give your Cat a Pill.
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm...
Warning all shoplifters
|Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any...
cant stop with the q and a’s
Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number ELEVEN?A: Because she didn’t know which...
Evaluating this painting
|A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and...
Elephant jokes 02
|What’ s big and grey with horns?An elephant marching band!What’s yellow on the outside...
Screwy Date
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He’s...
Your Momma is so ugly
Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style.
Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary…
Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing...
An American and an Irishman
|An American and an Irishman were enjoying a ride in the country when they...
Something Fishy
One day, this woman went to a bait shop to get her husband a...