Toddler’s Creed
If I want it, it’s mine.If I give it to you and change my...
Sleep well
Life Insurance Agent:Don’t let me frighten you into a decision. Sleep on it tonight,...
A pregnant woman is about to give birth…
A pregnant woman is about to give birth. The doctor has her on thedelivery...
Lying Politicians
A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when, all of a...
Blonde Mechanics
A young blonde female stock broker was bored with driving her BMW. It lacked...
Signs You Took Y2K Too Serious
You didn’t find out that nothing happened for a week because you were holed...
The cashier
Well, one day, an idiot looking for a job finally came across a cigarette...
The Chicken and The Egg
A Chicken and an Egg were lying in bed one night. The chicken smoking...
When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris…
When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris forpreschool,...
I want to appeal a case
|Lawyer: “Judge, I wish to appeal my client?s case on the basis of newly...