Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar…
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar. Mick’s looking particularly sad and Patrick asks...
A very desperate marriage
|A man really loved a woman, but he was just too shy to propose...
Your Starship Captain Might Be a Redneck If…
Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month.He paints flames and...
Sheakespeare
Blonde #1: Have you ever read Shakespeare?”Blonde #2: No, who wrote it?”
Driving Examiner
Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests! Doctor: Never mind, you’ll...
Where do you find a no legged dog?
Where do you find a no legged dog?Right where you left him.
Your Daughter is Pregnant
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her...
How to hunt elephants — Lawyers style
How to hunt elephants — Lawyer’s styleLawyers don’t hunt elephants, but they do follow...
The woman is on fire
|A lady was filling her tank at a gas station, smoking a cigarette, even...
Insurance Claim Statements
1) Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree...