Sweet Revenge
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the...
The definition of a phallic symbol
This girl walks in to a doctors office and she asks “Whats a failic...
12 Step Program of Recovery for Web Addicts
12 Step Program of Recovery for Web Addicts:1) I will have a cup of...
Get a Life
Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I feel unhealthy and depressed. Doctor: You should...
Brunette’s Mating Call
Q: What’s a brunette’s mating call?A: Has that blonde gone yet?A2: When is that...
Yo mama is so fat
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing...
Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!
Bill
Q: What can a goose do, a duck can’t, and a lawyer should?A: Stick...
A caring son
It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer...
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional…
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional. After not hearing anything for a while...