Night Before Christmas
Night Before Christmas For Readers in their 23rd Year of Schooling ‘Twas the nocturnal...
A present for the anniversary
A middle-aged Jewish guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her...
The Honeymoon’s Over!
A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon.When they got back, the...
La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
Anagrammar!
George Bush: When you rearrange the letters: He Bugs GoreDormitory: When you rearrange the...
Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...
How Many Men Does It Take…
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
How to hunt elephants — Lawyers style
How to hunt elephants — Lawyer’s styleLawyers don’t hunt elephants, but they do follow...
Disprove this!
A case for the Third Universal Cardinal Rule of Thumb: Never be absolute, unless...