Typical jewish mother
My mother is a typical Jewish mother.Once she was on jury duty. . .They...
Does your dog bite?
|A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with...
A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years…
A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years in the Sahara desert...
Sister and Priest
A priest and nun are on their way back home from a convention when...
Americans
Two americans were walking through Leicester but couldn’t agree on how to pronounce it...
Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
Elephant jokes 04
|What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants?The tusk fairy!What...
Real Business Signs
On an Electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.” Outside a Radiator Repair Shop:...
State Capitals Are:
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....
Whats the definition of a perfect woman?
Whats the definition of a perfect woman ? a) Three feet tall with a...