Tombstone Epitaph VI
A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery:Sacred to the memory of my...
How Hell froze over.
Once, a gay man went to heaven. At the Great Gate, Saint Peter was...
A Mother Cow
What do you call a mother cow that lost her calf?”Decafinated”
Proper Care of Floppy Diskettes
Never leave diskettes in the disk drive, as data can leak out of the...
Exercise While Pregnant
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class...
Me Too
The husband returns home one day and tells his wife, “Hi honey, look, I’ve...
Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on…
Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on,indicating to the flight...
Blonde screen door
Q:How is a blonde and a screen door alike? A:The harder you bang them...
Policemen in Heaven
|St Peter is standing at heaven’s gate when a man walks up.”Welcome to heaven...