Be nice to your kids
Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.
The Perfect Worker
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Soakin’ Wet!
One day a boy came walking home from school. On the way home he...
Fred Dingaling
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A lying cheat
Dear Abby:My husband is a lying cheat. He tells me he loves me, but...
Murphys Law on Love and Sex
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Mixed Not!
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8 boys
A woman had 8 children, all of them boys. So, one day a magazine...
A man was walking down the street when he noticed…
A man was walking down the street when he noticed his grandpa sitting on...
Writing letters to son
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...