A Redneck Joke
1) If you go to your family reunion to pick up guys/women… You might...
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don’t...
Lawyer Stamps?
The US government is throwing away millions of unused stamps withpictures of favorite lawyers...
Making Comparisons
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
Racoon Joke
Why did the raccoon cross the road? He didn’t, he got hit by a...
Another dress
Monica walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy: “I’ve got another...
Driving in the Fog and…
Q: What’s the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy? A: When...
Dishwasher Repair
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?Slap the bitch!
Clinton movie titles…
Some possible titles for the new Bill Clinton movie:Dial M for Monica Saving Clinton’s...
A woman comes home…
A woman comes home from the doctor and tells her husband the bad news...