A young lady walks into a doctors office…
A young lady walks into a doctors office. “Doctor I’m suffering from a terrible...
Paid By Medicaid
A Soviet emigre boy and girl come to a doctor’s office and say: “Doctor,...
yo mama is so fat… driveway
Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
What is sicker than sick?
What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….
Careful what you say if she’s pregnant!
***Top 17 fatal things to say if your wife is pregnant***17. “I finished the...
Owl
Q: What does a blonde owl say?A: What, what?
Losing my mind!
An agitated patient was stomping around the psychiatrist’s office, running his hands through his...
Camel betting
Two guys are on duty at a french foreign legion fort. One says to...
a thief and his lawyer
Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the...
Signs Your Car Might Be A Lemon
Motor Trend never mentioned a “Chevrolet Caca.” Manufactured in Zchkynk, Crzyktjkystan. Passenger-side “airbag” is...