I have a Microsoft waiter
|Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support Waiter. What...
Does anyone know what would happen if the earth…
Does anyone know what would happen if the earth rotated 30 times faster thanit...
The Y2K Blonde!
Blonde secretary’s memo to her boss:TO: My BossFROM: BlondieSUBJECT: Changing Calendars For Y2KI hope...
In the croakroom!
|Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?In the croakroom!
Martain Sex
A couple from earth has finally saved up enough money to take a vacation...
Nerds versus jocks
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Introduce lawyers
|”You are a cheat!” shouted the attorney to his opponent.”And you’re a liar!” bellowed...
A dog for a wife
It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his firstassignment, and it...
Did you hear about the welfare doll?
Did you hear about the welfare doll?You wind it up and it doesn’t work.
Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...