Perfect Girlfriend
I recently attended a meeting of the International Singles Club here in Silicon Valley....
The Laws of Work…
The first 90% of project takes 90% of the time, the last 10% takes...
Mixed Not!
Q: Why dont mexicans and blacks have children together?A: They’re afraid the kids will...
yo mammas breath…
yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck
Dead Wife?
How can you tell if your wife is dead? Sex is the same but...
Addicted To Computers
Ten ways to know that you’re addicted to your computer:- 10) When you begin...
The Colonel’s Order
A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS: “Tomorrow evening at approximately...
Mary came back from lunch to find that all the girls…
Mary came back from lunch to find that all the girlsin the office had...
Shouting during sex.
Two friends in a Bar:JACK: Joe, at what moment does your wife shout loudest...
Haircut before Trip
A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned...