Stuttering animal
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class,and the teacher says that aninteresting phenomenon...
Stealing six barrels
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
65 Bumper Stickers!
TOP BUMPER STICKER’S SEEN AROUND THE WORLD1. Constipated People Don’t Give A Shit.2. Practice...
The mime!
I put a blank cassette tape in my tape stereo last night and turnedthe...
How do you make a tissue dance?
How do you make a tissue dance?Put a little boogie in it.
The Three Surgeons
Once there were three surgeons engaged in conversation.They got on the topic of their...
Washing Machine Is Better
Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A: Because you can drop...
Never Forget
There are three things a man over 40 should never forget:Never pass up the...
The last laugh!
Several years ago, after having Japanese executives from the automotive industry tour a Ford...
Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...