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Bill and Hillary…
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little girl walks into the bathroom…
A little girl walks into the bathroom and sees her older sister just come...
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Lisping Midget
A midget with a heavy lisp goes to a horse farm to purchase a...
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A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the...