Shoot-out
Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Sven and Olie
Sven and Olie died and went to Hell. After awhile, the Devil came by...
Why do brunettes take the pill?
And more on blondes…Q: But why do brunettes take the pill? A: Wishful Thinking.
The idiot drunk!
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the...
Phone Sex With Yo Moms
Yo mamma’s so nasty, I was havin phone sex with her and I got...
Change
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Man Playing Around If…
How can you tell if a man’s playing around?He sends you love notes that...
What do you give the paedophile who has everything?
What do you give the paedophile who has everything?Another parish
The young wife was in tears when she opened the door…
The young wife was in tears when she opened the door for her husband....
Little Johnny — being logical
Little Johnny A traveling salesman rings this doorbell. 10 year old little Johnny answers,...