Blonde screen door
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Swallowed a Pillow
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient:...
The Lizard of Oz!
|What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?The Lizard of Oz!
The world’s greatest hypnotist is on stage…
The world’s greatest hypnotist is on stage in front of hundredsof people swinging a...
Stupid Insults 26/31
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Honor
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Been In College Too Long…
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In a perfect world…
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Brain Store
A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a...