They use snail varnish!
|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!
What a Woman Really Needs
A couple was having some trouble, so they did the rightthing and went to...
Knock Knock Jokes 6
Knock Knock Who’s there? Aladdin! Aladdin who? Aladdin the street wants a word with...
Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
Women’s instructions
|WOMEN’S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK Never do housework. No man ever made love to a...
How do faggots get a condom off?
How do faggots get a condom off? They fart.
New Antibiotic
At a major medical convention, a noted internist arises to announce that he has...
Ugly person illness
|A very homely person made an appointment with a psychiatrist. The homely person walked...
The Ford Slogan
Have you driven a Ford lately?Yeh, that’s why I drive a Chevy!
Definitions
Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again...