Blubber trouble
Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES!
Lord, what’s a man?
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God.”Lord, I have...
2 2
A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked “How much is 2 2?”...
If…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it followthat electricians can be delighted,...
Judges Award
“Mr. Smith, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce court judge said,...
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men (and what they actually mean…10. I think...
10 Ways to Know You’ve Had Good Sex
1. Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge. 2. It takes five minutes...
Bragging Cowboys
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie, each with...
What do elephants use for tampoons?
Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ?A. Sheep.
R.A.P.
R.A.P.:RetardsAttemptingPoetry