The Florist
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Out of a tree
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Saintly Naivete
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Herc, Snow White & Quasie!
Hercules, Snow White and Quasemoto were sitting at a table talking. Hercules says, “I...
What\\\’s the definition of strain?
Q: What’s the definition of strain?A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!
You tell me!
A game warden came upon a duck hunter who had bagged 3 ducks and...
Paper or Plastic?
One day a guy went to a grocery store and the bagger boy asked...
The Rules Of Bedroom Golf!
***The Rules Of Bedroom Golf!***1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play...
Sore Throat
A man comes to an Italian doctor because of sore throat. The doctor tells...
Blonde and Hairdresser
A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on. She asks the woman working...