I’ll tell them slowly
|”Hey,” said a new arrival in the pub, “I’ve got some great Irish jokes.”"Before...
What’s the difference…
Q: What’s the difference between a penis and a paycheck?A: You don’t have to...
Light Bulb Jokes Galore!
Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?...
Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
Q. Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?A. It took her a...
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided…
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father...
Is there a mouse in the house?
|Is there a mouse in the house?No, but there’s a moose on the loose!
Magic Johnson on rollerblades…
What do you call Magic Johnson on rollerblades?ROLLAIDS!
Aggies
Do you know why the Texas Aggies use artificial turf in their footballstadium?It helps...
Why are there so many Jones’s in the phone book?
Why are there so many Jones’s in the phone book? Because they all have...