7 Shots of Vodka!
Man goes to the bar and says “bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka.”...
Give him an orange
|One day in Contract Law class, Professor Jepson asked one of his better students,...
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town…
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town. “How’rethangs with y’all, Pete?” one asked.”Not...
At College
Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?A: A...
Say When Giving Birth
Q: What does a blonde say when she gives birth?A: Gee, are you sure...
POE and PCs
Once upon a midnight dreary, fingers cramped and vision bleary, System manuals piled high...
What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
Don’t mess with this old lady!
An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York...
Yo mama is so tall
Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on...
Rubbit the Rabbit
A guy goes down south to be a farmer because it’s his life long...