No Jello
Q: Why don’t blondes eat Jello?A: They can’t figure out how to get two...
Laying off employees
Mr. Smith owned a small business. He had two employees, Sarah and Jack. They...
My Granny\’s Better!
Boy #1: Hey! Didja know that my grandfather was once face-to-face with a panther?...
He is a very fast drinker
|A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender...
Yo mama is so hairy
Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth! Yo mama so...
For their 25th wedding anniversary…
For their 25th wedding anniversary, a man decides to take his wife on a...
Lenin’s silver ruble
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Name That Restaurant!
A couple of senior couples were strolling along, wives in front, husbands in back...
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub…
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde...
Mattresses
At least now, Mr. Clinton, we understand why mattresses are discountedevery Presidents Day.